Trent … I apologize …

Truly, I am sorry.  But I couldn’t help it:  You see, there was the spirit of birthday celebration in the air.  The pink lemonade was flowing.  There were squeals of delight, shouts of joy and a carefree, throw-caution-to-the-wind feeling abounding.  And you just looked soooo funny.  Please forgive me.  I’m sure when the other high school football players tease you about this picture, you’ll be able to take ‘em.  Something about your fat thighs reassures me of this.